Obamadinejad Gets12 Stitches After Getting Whacked in the Lip!

Lifes A Bitch!
Baaaaaaaaa, Hey Man, I thought that you're supposed to protect me!
But thank God for ObamaCare.

The White House has identified the person whose elbow injured President Barack Obama during a pickup game of basketball on Friday. His name is Rey Decerega and he works for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute. The White House also released a statement from Decerega, who says he enjoys playing basketball with Obama and is sure the president will be back out on the court again soon. Obama needed 12 stitches in his upper lip after being hit by Decerega's elbow during the game.

Being president is extremely stressful these days, with North Korea knocking on the door of going to War. The US Navy sends a Aircraft Carrier to Korea, and unemployment as high as it is. The President needs to get in some Basketball time during times like these.
Maybe Barack should be spending some more time at the office instead of playing basketball with the Dude from the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute!

Why do you Hate Black People and Muslims?... That's the Sarcasm that we are going to be hearing from the Left after this Post... (Just in Case it's not Obvious too you)