Our Dear Leader & First Mucher Were Just Guzzling Beer & and Sucking on Fried Oysters



It seems as if the first family who were stuck holed up in their island resort for three rainy days, have had it with the rain and bad weather so they decided to ignore the doom and gloomy weather and decided do some serious vacationing. Starting with some serious eating! So the Great Ones along with their two daughters Sasha and Malia took a trip to their favorite Martha’s Vineyard Fish Shack on the waterfront section of Martha’s Vineyard yesterday afternoon.
All the local Liberals gathered around to watch as Our Dear Leader wearing his White Sox baseball cap and his Mooching Bride greeted ,shook hands, high fived, and posed for pictures with the common folks. The president ordered from the take-out window of the snack bar section of the eatery.
The Obama’s lunched with several companions including adviser Valerie Jarrett and about 15 others. While Michelle the Queen of FRIED foods guzzled down a platter of FRIED goodies while telling everyone else to eat "healthy"!
As the Messiah-like figure walked around the restaurant, acting like one of the Boys, Obama sucked on a Corona bottle while waiting for his meal. Michelle ma belle was noticed guzzling down a plate of Fried Oysters, a Lobster Roll and other FRIED specialties.


Not exactly your typical Happy and Healthy Meal.

Turning to the team of reporters who accompanied him on the trip, Obama said he didn't want to hear any lectures about his cholesterol. And above all, he said, don't tell his wife, first lady Michelle Obama, about his lunch.
It must be noted that when this extraordinary meal called lunch was over, the president paid for it with cash ! With Cash! Was that some kind of signal for us th see? Are we supposed to believe or think that he pays for his personal trips out of pocket? Give us a friken break! Or that the Community-Organizer in Chief paid for Minnie the Moocher’s Vacation in Spain! And by the way, did you know that last March in Savannah, Ga. Obama sat down for a Southern style lunch at the famous Mrs. Wilkes Dining Room, a popular restaurant and tourist attraction in Georgia and had a lunch piled high with FRIED chicken, a bowls of beans, sweet potatoes, and macaroni and cheese. Also not exactly your typical Happy and Healthy Meal. Back to our Vacation at Martha’s Vineyard.

I Sure do likes my lobstah!